Party Dyke's Hoe-Down: A Queer FLINTA* Cowboy Western Party

Hats. Boots. Leather. Lesbianism.

Party Dyke is getting back in the saddle and heading back to the ol' saloon.

There’ll be: - Line Dancing Lessons - no partner, no problem - Arm Wrastlin’ - prove you got grit, or are you all hat and no cattle? - Drag and Burlesque - lineup TBA, but it’ll be hot enough to set yer hat a'fire - Water Gun Shoot Out - prove y’all can at least shoot straight - Kissin’ Booth - 'cos a little canoodlin' never hurt nobody - Veggie BBQ - better than just beans ‘n’ grits, no doubt ‘bout it - Photo Ops - hot mugshots for cute cowbois - And plenty more saloon shenanigans

Dresscode: Hats, chaps, bolo ties, neckerchiefs, denim, flannel, fringes

Any culturally appropriative costuming, confederate flag apparel, or otherwise disrespectful or discriminatory bullspit will result in you getting hauled out through the saloon doors. No two ways about it.